depressionbeard:

This is my all-time favourite moment from any movie.

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental, via hi)

plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

(Source: andromeda4002019, via hi)

(Source: 20prime, via hi)

Son… I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.

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