sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

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florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

(via hi)

  • Me looking at flowers: if I was a fairy I would totally use this as a dress

dangerouspoetry:

this video should come with instructions

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sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

image

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thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

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meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

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